FARMHOUSE FRIDAY 312!
Howdy Folks! Welcome to Farmhouse Friday 312. Around here, kids are going back to school next week and not all kids will be excited. So, to help start their day off on a happy note, here are 5 jokes you can tell the kids or grandkids on their first day back.
- Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
- Where do writing utensils go on vacation? Pencil-vania.
- What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.
- Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
- What do loggers eat in the forest? Mac and trees.
Hope that gives them at least one smile or at least an eye-roll and an oh, geez. 😉
Let’s go ahead and check out this weeks features from Farmhouse Friday 311.
Niky from The House on Silverado did a great job with this whimsical chair. How cute would this be at a desk?! Or the best time-out chair?! LOL. She makes it look easy so give it a try.
I know a few teachers that would love getting this pencil vase as a gift and Sarah at Must Have Mom gives out the details on her blog. Think of all the things they could do with it!
What kid wouldn’t want these yummies for lunch? Especially with flower shaped sandwiches! Kristy at Mommy Hates Cooking shares some fantastic back-to-school ideas to make your life easier. I want to be a kid!
Here’s one for the adults! Layne from Spaceships & Laser Beams says these are a “unique and sweet snack to accompany a nightcap”. You just might need one of these after the first week of school is over. LOL!
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Cindy, love the jokes. Sending to my 9- year-old granddaughter who loves to tell jokes. Happy weekend.
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I love them too. The hubs always smirks and says my jokes are worse than dad jokes. Who cares! I get a giggle. Happy Friday Carol!
Thanks for hosting the party on a stormy Friday morning! Have a great weekend!
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Stormy?! I’m so jealous! We’ve moved to Phase 2 watering here and everything around us is so brown. Bleh. Hope you enjoy your weekend.
Happy Friday, Cindy. Thanks so much for having us over. Took me a moment on the synonym roll. haha!
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lol! It’s fun to say when you know what you’re saying. Have a great weekend!
Thanks so much for hosting, Cindy, and for sharing my back-to-school chair! Love the jokes for the kids, too!
Niky
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My pleasure Niky. That was such a fun idea. Happy summer!
Thank you so much for hosting Cindy:) I hope you have a great weekend! Hugs-Tanya
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So welcome Tanya. Happy Friday
Cindy,
Our schools do not start until the week before Labor Day or after Labor Day here…
Thanks again for hosting this wonderful party every week! I know how much time goes into doing so and I want you to know that it I truly appreciate it!! I hope you have a great week!
Hugs,
Deb
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When I was a kid we didn’t start until after Labor Day as well. I think having to go back so early stinks! They don’t get out early for summer either. And now they get even less holidays. Happy Summer Debbie.
Afternoon Cindy, Happy Friday and weekend. Thanks for hosting.
I linked up this week with = 37+38 and this is a friendly reminder to come and join us at SeniorSalonPitStop. You will find the linkup information under BLOGGING.
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Thanks bunches! Have a wonderful weekend.
I just shared your jokes with Ryker. He likes the Pencil-vania one the best. 😉 Thanks for hosting!
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Yay! I was hoping someone out there would like them. The hubs just gives me a blank look. I prefer to believe it’s because he doesn’t get the jokes. 😉 Please tell Ryker he’s awesome!
Thanks for the party Cindy. Love the back to school funnies. Gave me a chuckle. Schools around here started yesterday. My kids are both in college so really didn’t affect me except the traffic. I am SO ready for fall….slowly. XO- MaryJo
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Girl, I’m ready for fall too! Looking forward to our trip to WY next week. It’s high of 90 and in the 50’s at night! It hasn’t gotten below 88 here at night in a long while. That just keeps everything so hot. We can literally fry an egg on the streets. Bleh. Have a great week and thank you for linking up.
Love the jokes! Love the blog! Hate the heat!
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Me too! lol.
Thanks for hosting Cindy! I like the M&M joke the best LOL!
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Happy to do it Michelle. I never did like Smarties and I remember it being a popular candy for Halloween when I was a kid. Give me some Mounds or Payday and I’m good. Hope you have a great week.
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Sorry I’m so late this week…I just got home from a weekend away! Fun features this week! Have a great week ahead!